Hair product review: Hot Buns

Hey, everyone!  It's been awhile since I did a review on a beauty product but I've been busy with my Etsy shop lately.  About a week ago, I saw this nifty looking product at a local CVS store and said to myself, "Hey, that looks pretty useful.  Large buns are in style now so why not give this a try?"  The product is called "Hot Buns" as pictured here:

(Just the name of this product is all kinds of awkward...)

I had a $2 off coupon for any beauty product at CVS so I decided to use it on this.  When I got it home, I was super excited to try it out!  My friend is getting married in the spring and felt that this thing would help me make a pretty sweet looking side bun-tail style for myself as a bridesmaid.

Then I actually took it out of the box....

This review would be a lot better if I wasn't so lazy before I returned this plastic brillopad turd to the store, right?  Well... you live and learn.

When I took the product out of the box, aside from the brillopad-like texture of the product, the first thing I noticed was the snaps for closing this thing up to make the bun.  These were some of the crappiest snaps I've seen in my life (and I make a ton of costumes for a living!).  I like to play around with my new stuff before I actually use it the way its intended to be utilized sooo... I ended up having a hard time just trying to snap the snaps together!  The snaps on the box and infomercial are nothing like the ones on the actual product!  The adverts clearly show snaps that face one another for an easy closure.  HOWEVER... the snaps on the actual product are pretty damn horrible since they face the opposite direction and you have to overlap them in order for it to shut.  Couple that fact onto it being hard to snap... you'll have a stupidly difficult time trying to close these into a bun in your hair!

But wait... there's more!

This thing is made out of such rough material its nuts.  It feels like a scratchy brillopad (you know those rough sponge pad things you use to wash hard to clean pots and pans?).  I can't imagine this being good for your hair at all... it seems pretty damaging which is another reason to avoid this thing.

So far I've covered it being a hunk of junk that doesn't close without someone else's help, the texture of the product rivals Brillo, and... oh, yeah!  This thing is terrible for layered hair!

I have long layered hair and even when I was curling it in from the top, my bun still ended up as a messy, awkward, mess rather than what's advertised on the box.  I can only see this thing possibly working for people with straight uniform length hair.

This product left me very disappointed in the end.  The advert boasts that it'll allow you to make a perfect bun in less than a minute.  Let me tell you this... that claim is simply  untrue.  I was wrestling with this thing in my hair for a good 15 minutes before I said, "Fuck it.  It's going back tomorrow!!!" because my hair is too fabulous for it anyway.  I can't remember when was the last time I was this happy about returning a product to the store but man... couldn't wait to get my $10.80 back!  I ended up buying a Hairagami set on eBay for less than $7 and let me tell you--it is easy as hell to use and it actually WORKS.  I was able to do my cute side bun-tail do in only a minute.

The moral of this story?  Just buy a Hairagami, one of those hair donuts (if you don't mind the rough texture of the product), or use the sock-bun method.  Don't buy the Hot Buns... just don't do it, man!  It's not worth the frustration!  HOT BUNS SUCKS!

Cosmetic review: Forever Flawless diamond powder facial treatments

Several months ago, I went to Primm, Nevada for a little "stay-cation" as it were.  Inside the shopping mall housed by one of the 3 Primm Valley casinos, there's this kiosk selling products by the brand "Forever Flawless."  The salesman was trying to sell it to me for an extortionate price of $179 (before tax) claiming that this was a deal since it goes for $300 elsewhere.  I pretty much said, "Yeah, no" then proceeded to talk into the Coach store.  I walked back out and the salesman tried making another pitch to me.  I told him flat out that I couldn't afford to pay that much money for some product that I never heard of.  I was very firm about this.  He lowered the price down to $50 and I decided to go on and buy it although that's still pretty high for a product I've never heard of.

Forever Flawless is advertised as being a luxury brand of beauty products that contain diamond powder and 24K gold.  They also contain botanicals and multivitamins that are supposed to be good for your skin.  They claim that the gold and diamond powder that this stuff contains is supposed to fight against aging but time will only tell.  Worst thing about this stuff is that it has no satisfaction guarantee which should be a huge red flag not to buy this shit.  I didn't find this out until a while after I bought this and did an internet search.

Now, the guy selling this pot of diamond infused gelatin to me said it'd help do things like get rid of acne, unclog pores, and eliminate blackheads.  I guess I ended up being a sucker since I was quite depressed and ended up buying it.  I wanted to improve my skin's condition so I was a pretty easy sale.  Ugh.  Let me tell you this right now... this product is shit.  SHIT.  SHIT!  I'm not even kidding here.  I bought this in hopes of it being able to cleanse my skin by peeling away all the icky dead skin cells.  It does an extremely piss poor job.

I used this stuff for about a month and saw no difference in my acne as I was still getting breakouts.  Wasn't this stuff supposed to help unclog my pores?  This stuff can't unclog a stuffed nose.  The quality of this product is pretty terrible.  It takes at least 2 uses back to back within minutes to get the dead skin off my face.  The directions on the website give you these instructions: "Over clean skin, massage in circular motions until desired exfoliation is achieved. Rinse with warm water. Use 1-2 times a week."  Either way, I don't think they meant having to use it twice in one sitting once a week.  It didn't get all the dead skin on my face so I deem this stuff to be a waste of my $50.  There's probably a reason why many people have not heard of this brand and it's probably because it's not FDA approved.  Not to mention that this crap burned my face.  There's nothing more attractive than glaring rashes on your face, am I right?  It's very much a scam.

If you're looking for a product that will buff away all your dead skin cells, help reduce the dark marks on your face, and reverse aging?  Get yourself a good microdermabrasion kit such as Susan Lucci's "Youthful Essence."  It's only $60 and the 3 month supply of refills only cost you $30.  Not only does it work, it costs a lot less than this Forever Flawless scam shit!



August 13th, 2013--UPDATE:  If you would like to read my follow-up to this, including my scientific explanation behind why these lousy products don't work, click here to see the blog entry.

Because basic reading comprehension doesn't work for everyone, let me paraphrase this entry in a few sentences.  Sellers pull people aside to make a super pushy sale, LIE TO PEOPLE SAYING IT'LL HELP TREAT THEIR ACNE JUST TO GET THEIR MONEY.  Long story short, if the sales people had actually you know... been honest with people, I'm 100% sure that no one would've bought this hoping it'd treat their skin conditions.  And if a product is so fucking good then why in the HELL do the sales people feel the need to lie about it!?

Edit: January 12th, 2014--UPDATE: Thanks to two very informed readers in the comments, I have more information to share with you all:

• Use this website to report any illegal business (such as Forever Flawless).  Forever Flawless uses illegal undocumented Isralei workers to push their products.  These people are paid under the table and their lodging is taken out of their earnings which is highly illegal.  REPORT THEM.
• If you're concerned about safe cosmetics, check this out as it's a very good read.  Highly recommended!
• Most importantly, check this site out.  It's a very informative page about nanomedicine and why diamond powder is dangerous!  It furthers my theory that Forever Flawless lies about what goes into their products and explains to you why using diamond powder will do more harm than good to your body.

Edit: September 8th, 2014

A reader has informed me that a TV program in the Netherlands ran a segment exposing the Forever Flawless scam!  These guys are still at it which is appalling.  If you'd like to read it, check it out here.  There is also a video, but you need to understand Dutch.  The link has the English interview though!